Garfield on the oil crisis…


A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.

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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA, California, Costal Florida, Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming, Utah, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC
Any Questions? NO?… Didn’t think So.

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2 Responses

  1. Very funny. Very true.

  2. simpy brilliant!

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