WALMART APPLICATION:
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen
submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny…..
NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Man)
DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever is available . If I was in a position to be [...]
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A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA, California, Costal Florida, Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming, Utah, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our dipsticks [...]
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Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer!!!
@ PRISON
@ WORK
you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ PRISON
you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 [...]
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After months of chemo, surgery, and other things, I think I have done my research and found a cure for my cancer. I figure if I sit in this thing for ten minutes a day, I can get a good ab workout and work off my cancer. I give you…the Hawaii chair!
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Let’s face it guys, we have our own lingo. Not many people understand it, but we get it. I hope that I am not breaking any man laws here, but I need to get a few out there so the women really know what we are saying. Luckily, our friends at Familyman [...]
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This Saturday will mark a major milestone. This Saturday will mark the one week anniversary of michigan’s loss to Appalachian State. I’m so taken I might shed a tear…yeah, right!
A friend came across the following article and I need to share it. Finally, Lloyd Carr is seeing himself and his team for who they really [...]
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Yes, it’s true, I am a Monty Python fan. The Search for the Holy Grail is one of the best movies ever made. So, here is the Black Knight fight scene. Sorry, there is some language, but very funny none the less.
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