I laughed till I cried…

I cannot remember the last time I had a good laugh.  Props to my friend Aaron  over at A UNC Fan for this little gem!

He is just that good…

I guess the story behind this video is that someone found a glitch in Tiger Woods 2008 by EA sports.  The glitch in the game is that you can hit a golf shot off of water.  Tiger sets the record straight.

FIRE…ahh, not really…

Thought you would all get a kick out of this.  The family took me to get a blood draw at my oncologist’s office yesterday.  The kids did well, despite the wait.  On the way out, the excitement started.
Derek, hit the handicap assistance button on the first set of doors.  Well, Carley wanted to be helpful, [...]

Observations on Golf…

Props to my buddy, Dave, for posting this one… Hardcore golfers will understand and nod their heads in agreement.
Don’t buy a putter until you’ve had a chance to throw it.
Never try to keep more than 300 separate thoughts in your mind during your swing.
When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you [...]

Vacation recap…

Well, the Griswolds, I mean Tarapchaks, are back from vacation!!  Let’s see, what comes to mind.  Ah, yes, National Lampoon’s Vacation Part II.  Yes, it was an eventful vacation.  Let me give you a daily highlight list:
Day 1:  We were not in Florida for two hours and I tangled the rental mini van up with a [...]

Friday Funny…

WALMART APPLICATION:
This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen
submitted to Walmart in Arkansas . They hired him because he was so funny…..

NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Man)

DESIRED POSITION: Company’s President or Vice President. But seriously,
whatever is available . If I was in a position to be [...]

Garfield on the oil crisis…

A lot of folks can’t understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there’s a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn’t know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA, California, Costal Florida, Coastal Louisiana
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Wyoming, Utah, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our dipsticks [...]

Prison vs Work…

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer!!!

@ PRISON

@ WORK

you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ PRISON

you spend the majority of your time
in an 6X6 [...]

Gas Prices…

Yep, this is what my piggy bank looked like after I bought gas this morning!!

Early Golf Tip…

Well, my golf league starts next week and I have not had time to knock the rust off my game yet. It may happen at the driving range, just moments before I step on the first tee box. Anyway, this is the time of year where many people get frustrated during their rounds. [...]